emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

sarlaccvagina:

petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

raynarvayezjr:

alphastridercest:

raynarvayezjr:

alphastridercest:

deer noises

gun shot noises

panicked deer noises

man yelling god dammit in the distance